adam ant had to be gay or at least biseckshooawl
I’m not gay, but I think a lot of gay guys used to wish I was. I don’t think they wish that anymore because I’m older and fatter. I had nice skin and kind of girlie lips when I was younger, and I looked young. So gay guys liked me. And mongoloid chicks. They dug me too. I never understood it. But I would be somewhere, an ice cream parlor, a place of worship, and suddenly I’d sense someone staring at me, and whadda ya know, eight times out of ten it was some down syndrome chick just drooling over my hotness. I’m actually not kidding about this. I’m playing it up for a laugh, but it was true. I was not good at picking up women in the standard IQ range. If you were under 90 IQ, I was your guy. And that was without saying a word. Even my animal magnetism went about things the hard way.
